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IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
(Source: dekomoron-archive, via sexistfacebookdudes)
Graduation!!!!!!!
I am graduating from college and I’m on tumblr during commencement wellp sry
Tim Lambesis of Christian metal band As I Lay Dying was arrested Tuesday night in a murder-for-hire plot. Apparently, he did the nice Christian thing and tried to hire a hitman to MURDER his wife, who was filing for divorce. More like As I Lazily Lay on the Couch While Someone Else Does My Dirty Work, I guess?
Anyway, what do you do when you hear about the lead singer of this band you like attempted to KILL his ex? Well, YOU BLAME HER BECAUSE SHE’S MOST LIKELY A BITCH WHO PROBABLY DESERVED TO DIE, OF COURSE!
Lots of very opinionated people out there saying “WAIT ‘TIL WE HEAR MORE BEFORE WE BLAME POOR TIM” and then proceeding to jump straight to the conclusion that his wife was somehow a terrible person deserving of death!
“Props dude for having the balls to hire someone else to kill your wife!”
And as usual, when it comes to ANYTHING being discussed on the internet involving a woman…
BLAME THE FEMINISTS.
Seriously like being a ‘bitch’ or ‘fucking annoying’ somehow warrants someone trying to pay someone to END YOUR LIFE. You can be a fan of someone’s music without condoning their actions jfc.
Also yay hiring someone to kill your wife is TOTES the Christian thing to do. -_-
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So tell me, pro-choicers, how is this different than abortion? Why is this murder, and a woman choosing to use the pill herself…that’s just choice? That’s just her right? The result is exactly the same.
I would love to see somebody attempt to justify this.
I don’t have any explanation for why this man was charged with murder. Pro-choicers didn’t decide on his conviction, as I’m sure you know.
What he did WAS wrong, though, because his girlfriend’s body is not his own and he deceived her and forced her to miscarry when she very clearly wanted to keep the baby.
I’m not sure what the correct conviction for something like that would be, but murder isn’t appropriate.
Why assume pro-choice people are somehow responsible for convictions like these or that we support convictions like these?
Of course the guy SHOULD be punished not for “murder” but for violating his girlfriend’s rights and body by forcing something into her body that she didn’t want.
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Why isn’t New Orleans Mother’s Day parade shooting a ‘national tragedy’?
“So I shouldn’t be surprised that the Mother’s Day Parade shooting has largely been forgotten. On Sunday, shots were fired into a crowd during a parade in the New Orleans 7th ward. Police said they saw three suspects running from the scene.
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.”
One of the people who got shot was an antiviolence blogger. Somehow we aren’t seeing massive solidarity for New Orleans or the entire city going on police lockdown to find the perpetrators. Two reasons: 1) This mostly affected Black people, and we all know how much the media and the police give any fucks about Black people in New Orleans; 2) This was a gun crime, so we can’t criticize it because GUNS ARE FREEDOM!
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It just feels so much worse when you expect more from somebody
The pizza guy just called Wade’s phone and he just said hello
and didn’t pick up the phone…
| Wade: | You didn't order the pizza fast enough! |
| Me: | I ordered it faster than you would have when you got back. |
| Wade: | But I'm still drunk |
| Wade: | and hungry |
| Me: | |
| Me: | |
| Me: | I- |
| Me: | What. |
is margaery tyrell the next quinn fabray?
stOP ONE CAN ONLY HOPE. Minus the character assassination.
Submission: D: Hate the word ‘friendzone’ :/
“He bought you expensive shit you didn’t ask for, you better telepathically understand you need to have sex with him now, you ungrateful bitch”
Fuck the concept of the “friendzone” nothing angers me more.
Yeah pretty much how I feel right now hahahaha
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yeah especially when they have ONLY seen those words in print due to either the word not being one that is typically used OR the company they are in not using the word hum that is a good point
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Fuck.ing.perf.ect
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